The fact that this was on sale for $1.48, and segregated from all the actual good cereals, tells me that this must be awful.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/18/2019 at 00:46 • Filed to: Cereal

So naturally, I bought a box.

I can’t WAIT to try it

DISCUSSION (29)

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 00:47

This looks awful.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 00:48

Is it from this decade? Or is one of those packaging tricks and a single serving?

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 00:49

At that price you can’t afford not to buy it. I love heinous breakfast cereal , please report back with how many/10 Fillows this product receives.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 00:50

My blood sugar spiked just looking at the box. It just might be the real world version of Calvin’s Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. I WANT.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 00:53

This is the Oppo we need tonight. Do we get a full review in the morning?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
12/18/2019 at 00:54

Tomorrow night I will have a review, likely from the ER due to diabetic shock

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
12/18/2019 at 00:55

It's a huge 22oz box.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 00:59

What store was this?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail
12/18/2019 at 01:02

Winco!

CTSenVy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:11

That got suggested to me on Amazon. I was tempted, so tempted.

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:13

That’s another way to go. I like it better, I think? Maybe? Shit... As soon as I posted that comment I was thinking that “full” review would take a bit longer than tomorrow morning to process.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:18

I predict they will make for excellent fire lighters.

But, as a breakfast cereal, they will be as appetising as sugar coated deep fried cockroaches.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:19

Damnit, none near me.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:22

#cryforhelp

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:23

Ah yes. The Zoidberg cereal reviews. Hard hitting news you can count on

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:37

Even at $40 a box, or $0.40, I can promise you it will be terrible unless you add enough sugar.

Alternate plan: eat with chocolate milk...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
12/18/2019 at 01:38

Agreed.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
12/18/2019 at 01:40

“Follow" is Dutch for cockroach.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
12/18/2019 at 01:41

POOP

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 01:55

Would you consider this as a bargain alternative for your truffle filling?

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 04:00

Hmmm, curious.

A few months ago Kelloggs released a new Coco Pops, this time with white chocolate. Our store couldn’t keep them on the shelves long enough (not just our store but nationwide) , sometimes they didn’t even make it to the shelves. One night we had three students do a 50 mile round trip just to see if we had any.

Kinja'd!!!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
12/18/2019 at 05:28

I will await Farscythes feedback on that...

Long_Voyager94 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 07:04

It’s separated from the other cereals because it keeps beating them up.

It’s on sale because the store manager is sick of cleaning up the mess and just wants them gone!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 08:17

Imagine how useful that big box will be to hold all that other stuff you would rather eat instead! That's worth $1.50 right there!

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > lone_liberal
12/18/2019 at 08:18

Futurama and Calvin and Hobbes crossover? Yes, as long as it's about cereal

Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 09:01

IDK. I found the Cocoa Bunnies for like, 99 cents at a ruralish market by Mom. I think they just don’t sell all that quick there. Not a huge market for organic brands. But...Cocoa Bunnies are good!

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 09:47

This looks fanfuckingtastic and I could eat massive quantities of it (like Oreos, the “ creme” is not actually anything dairy-based) , but I’m also very puzzled as to why our food manufacturing corporations have decided that creatively packaged sugar bombs are acceptable breakfast nutrition for our children.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 11:10

You can't leave us hanging - where's the follow up post?

t0ast > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/18/2019 at 12:11

I’ll admit to having gone through a box or three of these so far. They’re dangerously close to crossing over from acceptable breakfast to guilty pleasure snack.

They’re also one of the few cereals that is compatible with my lazy-ass means of consuming breakfast at the office, which is a roundabout way of saying it won’t float up and out of a coffee mug when an appropriate amount of milk is added.